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Dear Friend,

I recently attended Mike Duffy’s sketch comedy show “Lonely People” at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City. While attending this show, I couldn’t help but think of you and how terribly lonely you are. Of course I am not lonely, so it was much easier to keep you in mind while viewing this hilarious sketch comedy show about loneliness, sadness, and despair. As I cried throughout this show (because it is so incredibly funny, and not because I am so lonely and sad) I thought it prudent to encourage you, Dear Friend, to attend this show yourself. I know life is impossibly difficult (for you, I mean, and I can only guess, for of course my life is fine). But I implore you to get help while you still can, and see this wonderful show. You can go to http://bit.ly/QW0Ff5 for more information about it. Their next shows are this Thursday, October 11th, and Thursday, October 18th. Both at 8pm.

Yours truly,
(Your Name Here)

P.S. The theatre has very in expensive drinks for purchase as well, which I of course used to celebrate, but I imagine you might use to drown in your own sorrows.

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Have you seen our show “Lonely People”? If you have, and you like it, we would love it if you tell your friends. Here is a form letter you can pass along by just reblogging it and adding your name!